Monday, December 1, 2008

Dear God, Are you there?

It's me PENALTYna...
I need some help!! It's the "Off Season" but I still need to keep up with the Jones'!! Travel Team captains extraordinaire have developed an exercises regime & I need some strength to motivate myself!!... I have everything I need to make this work except one major thing & that's MOTIVATION!!!
Please give me the strength to wake up early to go to the YMCA!! I need to start NOW!! No time like the present!! The last few weeks I had an excuse... heard a few pops in my hamstring so I was able to give it time to heal but I''m feeling much better... but now the lack of motivation saddens me...
NO MORE EXCUSES!! Do what you have to do... send the cats to wake me up if you must but PLEASE, OH PLEASE give me the strength to get my lazy butt out of my nice, warm, comfy king size bed!!
Thank You & Mad love G!!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

CB,

Its me, God. I was just sitting up here in heaven, chillin', drinking some God coffee, wakin' up, starting to get my God on. You know how I do!

Most people don't realize this, but, God loves the Roller Derby and the Internets. Now I know I'm not supposed to pick favorites; but, since its just you and I here I'll let you know that being a skater and a blogger kinda' makes you a favorite around here. Now that dosen't give you free reigh to do whatever you want, but, maybe a little leeway (don't get any ideas).

Waking up every day to have some God coffee and check my rss feeds is like a, pardon the pun, a little slice of heaven. It was disturbing to read that you were lacking motivation.

When I'm up here doing the God thing, sometimes I lose motivation too, like that whole Florida re-count thing back in the 2K, my bad, I wasn't very motivated and my focus was off that day. The recession thingy, my bad, I wasn't that motivated then either.

I digress....

Sometimes when I lose motivation I listen to some 'o dat' ole' gangsta shit, like some old Sound Garden, Chant or Public Enemy (the early stuff). Of course musical tastes differ amongst all my children, so whatever you listen to, getcha' grove on. Today I'm listening to the Decedents, go figure.

CB, when you need some motivation, think of the following season and how prepared you would like to be for it, maybe think about how great you feel after going to the gym and sometimes just put on some 'o dat' ole' gangsta shit. It works for me.

Now forgive me for going, but, Moses and I have some practice drills ....

'The Big G'

P.S. Merry MyKidMass

Team Swoll said...

Big G!
U have lit a fire way down below! Sometimes when the obvious is right in front of us it takes someone like u to show us the way!! I guess thats why ur good & the things u do!!
THanks Big G!
p.s~ i luv me a good cup-o-joe so save me some of that awesome God Coffee! ;)

Lee aka Rebel said...

haha, you better get your ass in gear; we're coming for you in march!!

miss you tons!
rebel